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4 months ago

berdych:

for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever

(via pleatedjeans)

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4 months ago

ohshititsgreg:

beermaker:

boringwhiteman:

ohshititsgreg:

Yo my mom put out this potted plant on my desk the other day I’m pretty sure it’s weed lmfao

#weed #blaze it #420 #ripped #bong #bongie #smoking weed #legalize it #smoking marijuana #smoking kush #rectum #more weed #15 likes #like this #friends #smoking #mom #really dank #dank #like4like

Hate to burst your bubble, that ain’t weed bro. Just a common green plant.

Haha lmao have you ever even smoked weed? Didn’t think so.

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4 months ago

Sophie:	is a micro penis like a micro pig?
Me:	no, it's like a microwave - makes things all hot and sweaty!
Sophie:	then afterwards does it go Microsoft?

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5 months ago

deeeeeeeeeeejackfrostaaaaaaaaaan:

doctopus:

doctopus:

doctopus:

doctopus:

yo danny fenton was just fourteen

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

alone in the world is a little catdog

you know we got a mystery to solve

OBTUSE RUBBER GOOSE GREEN MOOSE GUAVA JUICE GIANT SNAKE BIRTHDAY CAKE LARGE FRIES CHOCOLATE SHAKE

(Source: ironham, via catoverlord-deactivated20130312)

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fuckyeahnailart:

varnishedvalkyrie:

There is NO such thing as too many Doctor Who manicures. Perfect way to celebrate our 500th blogspot follower and Christmas giveaway!

I agree: no such thing as too many Doctor Who manicures, ever.

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